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After seeing ads for lip fatteners

Swollen Lipology

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Gary A Schlueter
Oct 25, 2023
∙ Paid

Boxtag not Botox!

Want to swell your lips, sweetie?

Take a punch now and then.

A small jab’ll do ya.

Nothing to reconfigure your teeth about.

They’ll swell, they’ll expand

and when they come back

they’ll never be satisfied

with where they were before.

Take it from an expert

take a punch every other lunch.

Schedules available at the

Boxtag Studio for Swollen Lipolog…

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